1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,600 Oh, I had it. I'm going to mother's. You can lay on that couch and don't let it 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:06,760 wear you out, baby. 3 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:12,760 That fucking bitch. 4 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:15,240 She thinks love is a rhino in heat. 5 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:20,560 All she's done since we got married is eat, bitch, and get heavy. I just gotta 6 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:21,560 get away. 7 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:22,600 Get away. 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Away. 9 00:00:33,070 --> 00:00:37,810 You know, George, that old bag of a wife would have you believing that you don't 10 00:00:37,810 --> 00:00:38,850 have what it takes anymore. 11 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:44,510 But you and I both know under the right circumstances there's still some true 12 00:00:44,510 --> 00:00:45,970 grit man left in you. 13 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:51,250 Let me suck on your dick for a while and show you what I mean. 14 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:50,640 Thank you. 15 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:13,120 And they put you on the screen. 16 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:17,980 So back to Jack, do it again. 17 00:08:18,780 --> 00:08:21,000 Wheel turn and round. 18 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:44,250 Then you find your only friend Without a rule with your two 19 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:50,010 -timer And you're sure you'll need a chance Then you 20 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:21,860 Then you'll find you're back in Vegas With a hatter in your 21 00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:28,720 hand Your bad cards can make you money So you hide them 22 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:35,580 when you're able In your land of milk and honey You must 23 00:11:35,580 --> 00:11:41,200 put them on the table And you go back to Jackson 24 00:11:45,390 --> 00:11:46,390 Thank you. 25 00:13:23,399 --> 00:13:26,040 Thank you. 26 00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:55,170 Hey, city police department. 27 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,650 Officer O 'Reilly, may I help you? 28 00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:04,070 I've called to report a crime taking place in full view of the entire 29 00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:05,070 neighborhood. 30 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:12,870 It's the most, the most bad thing I've ever witnessed in my life. 31 00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:19,270 Oh, man, if you just calm down enough, please, and explain to me what seems to 32 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:20,850 be the story and what is happening. 33 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:28,360 I'm so exasperated. I don't know how to begin. Oh, dear. 34 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:32,960 The willow. The crop. They have gone messy. 35 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:39,740 That's all I can say. They've got their sliding glass door curtains drawn open. 36 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:46,660 And with floodlights behind them, they have their... Oh, dear. They've been 37 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:51,940 hobbling around with no clothes on like a couple of animals. 38 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,240 I mean... 39 00:14:54,600 --> 00:15:00,420 All pressed up against the glass, orientating like a pair of wild beasts. 40 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:09,020 I realize this is hard for you, but I need this information for the report. 41 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:12,340 you tell me, was there any livestock that seemed to be involved in this? 42 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,160 Oh, my word, no. 43 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:21,860 But the two of them are squirming and snorkeling up against the glass like 44 00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:30,180 One other question, ma 'am. Can you tell me, was there any social redeemings out 45 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,180 here at all? 46 00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:38,000 Well, I don't think I understand your line of questioning. 47 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:44,780 All I know is that my husband and I have been thoroughly disgusted for the past 48 00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:45,820 three hours. 49 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,040 All right, ma 'am. We'll send a cruise out right away. 50 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,320 Thank you. 51 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:59,540 Calling all cars, calling all cars. Any cars in the vicinity of Maple and Vine, 52 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:03,020 please report to the 602 on the progress. 53 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,860 at myself, reflections of my mind. 54 00:29:16,910 --> 00:29:20,470 I called you up earlier to put an end to the lewd, immoral acts of 55 00:29:20,470 --> 00:29:25,610 exhibitionism. And now, here's a half -dressed police officer in a window with 56 00:29:25,610 --> 00:29:26,610 the two of them. 57 00:29:28,230 --> 00:29:32,370 Excuse me again, ma 'am. But to report, was there any livestock involved? 58 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,920 And now we'll continue with today's conclusion of The Secret Porn. 59 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:24,860 So we found ourselves celebrating with divine things. 60 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,460 Well, it sure makes you wonder. 61 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,400 Won't we, Robinette? Well, I'm beginning to see through all of this. 62 00:30:31,780 --> 00:30:36,340 I mean, I don't know what the relief background is, but I'm going on to think 63 00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:38,000 that this is it from now on. 64 00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:39,980 Everything will even out in the end. 65 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,620 You know, you're absolutely right. 66 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,320 Here we are now approaching middle age with no assurances of any eventful 67 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,060 comeback. It's fine. 68 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,560 I still have my eye on the new garden. 69 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:56,100 He's flat, but he moves like he's got it where it counts. 70 00:30:56,420 --> 00:30:58,660 He's great with no guns. 71 00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:00,720 What are you people doing here? 72 00:31:01,140 --> 00:31:02,140 Hmm. 73 00:31:27,630 --> 00:31:29,070 That's the very crucial part. 74 00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:34,610 You know, one of the things I love about M .S .D. After all, when you wake up, 75 00:31:34,630 --> 00:31:36,350 you meet the youngest man in the world. 76 00:31:41,090 --> 00:31:42,090 Here's to you. 77 00:31:42,490 --> 00:31:43,490 Well, I don't know. 78 00:31:43,790 --> 00:31:44,990 I don't know about that. 79 00:31:45,430 --> 00:31:48,830 Come on, I knew I was the one to expect on TV for years. 80 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,980 2 3 4 81 00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:39,500 5 82 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:44,400 6 7 8 9 10 83 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,120 Okay. Okay. 84 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,600 Okay. 85 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,120 Okay. 86 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:02,618 I love you. 87 00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:04,220 I love you. I love you. 88 00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:05,460 I love you. 89 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,980 Oh, dear. 90 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,020 Thank you. 91 00:38:03,470 --> 00:38:04,470 Thank you. 92 00:38:04,570 --> 00:38:05,890 Thank you. 93 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:08,960 . . . . 94 00:40:48,939 --> 00:40:51,740 Thank you. 95 00:41:19,630 --> 00:41:22,250 Thank you. 96 00:42:00,259 --> 00:42:03,060 Thank you. 97 00:43:08,660 --> 00:43:09,680 Thank you. 98 00:45:01,290 --> 00:45:02,290 Bye. 99 00:45:34,510 --> 00:45:35,510 Don't move! 100 00:45:36,810 --> 00:45:37,810 Don't move! 101 00:47:09,740 --> 00:47:11,040 Huh? Huh? 102 00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:58,520 Thank you. 103 00:48:51,430 --> 00:48:54,230 Thank you. 104 00:50:26,870 --> 00:50:28,190 You're disgusting. 105 00:50:28,690 --> 00:50:31,130 Look at yourself, you sick creep. 106 00:50:31,350 --> 00:50:36,130 I'm going home to mother's for good this time, George. You make me gag.